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@peachesanddiesel has nothing to do with poetry or politics. Sometimes I just need to laugh. Peaches takes real life fashion from red carpets, advertisements, etc. and makes them herself from scraps of fabric, then posts herself wearing them on Instagram. It's hysterical and I've gotten all my most stressed friends to follow her. I truly laugh out loud!!

I adore Mike Bisbiglia as a stand up and his instagram always provides a laugh. Conan's too.

I also love @meetcutesNYC and every and any Vermont related instagram site.

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Thanks for sharing all these suggestions for light content! :)

I like that you're actively nudging stressed friends towards sources of relief. That's definitely my aim for this piece.

I'm a big Mike Birbiglia fan, too! Though, admittedly some of those specials are actually kinda dark.

Speaking of the NYC-related accounts... I didn't include it but I'm a fan of the absurdity of Overheard New York -- https://www.instagram.com/overheardnewyork/

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Thank you for the suggestions! It is hard to stay upright during these time.

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It really is, isn't it? Oof. Difficult times just to get through each day.

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Absolutely. Now with the LA Times unforgivable decision, I am reeling. If not for having to deal with book matters, I would just take to my bed and suck my thumb!

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Oh no, I hadn't heard about this LA Times situation...

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In case you want a taste, here are two poems I've published in Defenestration

Eleven Ways of Participating on Zoom

I.

In bed, back propped up against

two pillows wearing your alma

mater sweatshirt.

II.

With your laptop on your thighs, tilted

at forty-five degrees, so the audience

has a clear view of your nostril’s contents.

III.

On your office desktop, professionally

dressed, with lots of impressive books

that you haven’t read behind you.

IV.

Eating dinner so everyone will know

you eat meat and don’t chew enough.

V.

After any meal with colorful food bits

protruding from between incisors

and bicuspids.

VI.

Sitting in front of a blindingly bright

window—face obscured like someone from

the anti-terrorist squad being interviewed.

VII.

With your cat walking back and forth in front

of your webcam, especially if it has

high contrast pelage such as black and white.

VIII.

With a fake background that looks like

it’s trying to absorb your body

like a predatory amoeba.

IV.

With a dog by your side that keeps whining

from lack of attention and eventually dumps

on the floor, while you yell shit, shit, shit.

X.

Just out of the shower with a canary-yellow

towel wrapped around your damp hair,

and a partially open terry cloth robe.

XI.

Exercising on your treadmill, head

continuously bobbing up and down

like a drunken chicken.

Defenestration April 2024

CAPTCHA

You’re an A-hole really,

my optic nerve skewered

far into my cerebellum.

by this chastity belt for

the Web. Postage stamp

pictures, grainier than beach

sand, but missing warmth.

Hacker no, hackee yes,

but minor troubles, once

a laptop purchase—quickly

erased, though the schmuck

reordered sixty-four minutes

later. But you, CAPTCHA,

you’ve held me hostage

one hundred plus times

Mark all photos with toe

shoes, mark all photos with

with cyanobacteria,

mark all photos with

tires made in Kurume

Japan, mark all photos with a

book title in six point

Gothic.

After three rounds I curse this

century, and then just exhale.

Defenestration 21 December 2022

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Three other good humor sites are Points in Case (short essays) and Defenestration (poetry and CNF) and Witcraft (poetry and...). Witcraft also publishes previously published works so get out your humorous poems...

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Thanks for sharing, Gary. I only recently learned about Points in Case and I've enjoyed a bit of what I've seen.

Witcraft has really come out the door swinging. They're recently in the lit community news for expressing difficulties with Duotrope and Stripe (as Becky Tuch has reported on her substack Lit Mag News).

Defenestration I probably haven't given a fair shot.

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